This is directed toward the people who take their dogs to the Maple Avenue dog toilet (I mean park). To those who pick up after your dogs, my dog and I thank you. As to those who don’t, I truly hope that you step in it, wearing shoes with a really deep, hard-to-clean tread. Or maybe the ball you’re throwing for your dog will land in it, and you’ll pick it up without looking at it first.
I have no words at all for the humans (at least two recently) who decided to leave piles of their own and couldn’t even be bothered to step into the bushes.